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For those of you that watch Big Brother 6 you are very familiar with Janelle, the blonde bombshell. Well reader Emma sent me in some pictures of Janelle in Playboy a few years ago! I knew deep down she was a Playboy slut!

[Thanks to Emma]



Click to see her nudies

Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt is temporarily moving to the East Coast for two months after Labor Day so he can be closer to that man-eater Angie Jolie! Angie is currently filming The Good Shepard around NYC and Brad of course wants to be close to his hubby! He is renting a mansion in Southampton.

Damn, Angie is honestly spending zero dollars! She moved into Brad's house in Malibu and now even though SHE'S filming a movie in the East Coast, he's renting the house!

This bitch needs to quit movie-making and teach a class on how to be a successful home-wrecking, gold digging vixen!

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Jordan Wedding Watch: 15 Days to go!

My new favorite piece of trash Jordan and her equally trashy fiancee Peter Andre are getting married on September 10th in Berkshire, England. This is set to be the wedding of the year! Or something like that. The latest gossip is who is going to be one of Jordan's bridesmaids! I could only hope for Posh, but I'm not going to hold my breath!

Jordan has already asked Girls Aloud singer Sarah Harding and also Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona. I know we don't know who any of these sluts are, but I can surely envision their Euro trash asses!

Jordan and Peter also don't want to break their six-figure deal with an unknown magazine, so all guests will be frisked for camera and cell phones!

This wedding is going to out trash Brit Brit's in so many ways! Harvey better be flower boy or there's going to be hell to pay!

[Ananova]

This is the hottest couple in Hollyweird!